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Continuing this month’s cat theme….
Another brilliant bit of observational cat humour from Simon Tofield
Simon’s Cat is a fantastic character, made very famous on YouTube. My cat obviously models himself on Simon’s cat, as I have watched him do absolutely every single thing that is in this video. Love it.
Is a dog driving a car ever NOT funny?!?
Jose approaches the Mexican border on his bicycle. Hanging from his shoulders he has two large, bulky bags.
The border patrol guard stops him and says, “Hey mister what ya got in those bags?”
“Just sand,” replied Jose.
The guard says, “OK get off the bike and we’ll take a look. Who carrys all that sand around?”
The guard takes [...]
Father Christmas’ sledge broke down on Christmas Eve. He flagged down a passing motorist and asked, ‘Can you help me fix my sledge?’
‘Sorry,’ the motorist replied. ‘I’m not a mechanic – I’m a chiropodist.’
‘Well, can you give me a toe?’