I work in IT. In Dorset. This is quite appropriate!!
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I have recently started teaching. Teaching ICT (that’s information and communication technology, in case you are not up on the latest academic acronyms) to 13 and 14 year olds.
Now, I have been teaching ICT to teaching staff since September. Teaching teachers is an interesting experience. They are all there because they are genuinely interested in [...]
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Well, then Fire Protection Online has the stuff for you…go to the Fire Warden page on our website, and check out the goodies.
And to whet your appetite, have a look at my amazing tag cloud which I created today – am so proud of myself!!
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Further to my blog post on 17th February, I have done it. I have summoned up all my self-confidence, put on my best brave face, and ignored the butterflies which were having a party in my stomach, and I have entered the doors of a gym. Oh yes.
Now, I work in a school. And the [...]
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Now, you can’t really have failed to notice that the Winter Olympics are currently taking place in Vancouver. Yes, the television is awash with downhill skiing, cross country skiing, slalom, figure skating, speed skating, curling, wheelchair curling, ice hockey, bobsleigh, luge and even skeleton (yes, that is actually an Olympic sport, and not just the [...]
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Now if I say Panic Bolt you’d say….what? Had to put my research head on for this blog, and I had absolutely no idea what a panic bolt was, what one would use it for, and why one would want such a thing. Well, lucky for all of you folk out in reader-land, I am [...]
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Yes, there are more of them…
What happens when you drop a snowball into a glass of water? It gets wet
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis
How do snowmen get around? They ride an icicle
What do you call just-married spiders? Newly-webs
What kind of paper likes music? Rapping paper
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The final installment – I promise!
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy
How do monkeys make toast? Stick the bread under the gorilla
What did one angel say to the other? Halo there
How do you start a polar bear race? Ready, Teddy, Go
What do Eskimos use to hold their homes together? Ig-glue
Okay, that’s it [...]
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Continuing my appalling Christmas jokes theme…here’s some more!
Who delivers cat’s Christmas presents? Santa Paws
What did Cinderella sing as she waited four months for her photos to come back from the developers? “Some day my prints will come”
What sort of sentence would you get if you broke the law of gravity? A suspended one
What did baby [...]
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