Continuing my appalling Christmas jokes theme…here’s some more!
Who delivers cat’s Christmas presents? Santa Paws
What did Cinderella sing as she waited four months for her photos to come back from the developers? “Some day my prints will come”
What sort of sentence would you get if you broke the law of gravity? A suspended one
What did baby corn say to mummy corn? Where’s popcorn
What is Santa’s favourite pizza? One that’s deep pan, crisp and even
Oh dear, I can only apologise!
